School Run (to home) conversations #1

My dh, relayed this to me on the phone yesterday after doing the usual school run.

"Daddy, Beans Make you fart!"
"Yes, who told you that"
"Sam (in my class).. why do they make you fart Daddy!
Neb then starts to thoroughly explain about starches to Bel
Bel interrupts.." Are you sure Daddy"
"Who do you think is right, you or me"
"You Daddy, (slight pause) but not for the whole world because that's God, Jesus Christ and (another pause) Father Christmas"

She makes me laugh so much!