Tennis - the BNM version

So, when I finally got out of my drug haze yesterday, I saw that OH was watching Wimbledon.
Yes, the tennis has started - which means it'll probably rain for the next two weeks

Here are a few things I learnt while watching it yesterday (remember I was on drugs!!):

while watching Schiavone vs Dovic
Bel asked "which one do you want to win Daddy?"
I replied " the one with the big pointy nipples" (that'll be Dovic to you)

while watching Nadal vs Russell
me "why does he have circles on his Tshirt under his armpits?"
Neb "maybe they're his tickling zone!"

while watching Murray vs Gimeno Traver
me "why are they shouting FWAOR"
Neb " Its' FAULT you idiot"


Maybe I shouldn't watch the tennis.....