The Alternative Boden Catalogue

I'm not a sheep honest but after seeing this on the lovely Sardine Tin blog, I had to join in.

The fantastically funny Dulwich Mum has started an alternative Boden catalogue - you know the things we really think when we look at the catalogue. Now I'm obviously not Boden enough as I don't get the catalogue but after having a quick look online I found this:


Boden catalogue page ( aah shit online somewhere)

Lola is wearing a low cut bluey top with clearly no tits and is smiling as she knows that noone can see that her hand is up Lily's skirt. Lily (right) is wearing a childs vest with playdo necklacke and is thinking that Lola needs a boob job.
Lola's favourite thing - Lily covered in chocolate
Lily's favourite thing - the photographer who has a bigger cock than Lola the sheboy!

As I don't read Boden catalogues - this may obviously be the wrong thing so please Dulwich Mum let me know.

BNMx

Comments

  1. dulwichmum1 July 2010 at 20:53

    OHMYGOD!

    I am truly speechless (falls off chair clutching chest)

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  2. Ffi1 July 2010 at 20:59

    So, will it do for July!

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  3. Unknown1 July 2010 at 21:02

    I reckon it's perfect for July .... Please let boden find these
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  4. nappy valley girl1 July 2010 at 21:33

    A great entry!

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  5. London City Mum1 July 2010 at 21:56

    V good. Reckon Dulwich Mum may have her calendar before she thinks!

    LCM x

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  6. Polly1 July 2010 at 22:34

    hahahahhahahahahahahaha

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  7. Hot Cross Mum2 July 2010 at 09:58

    Now, that is very, very funny!

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  8. Julie Sardinetin2 July 2010 at 11:43

    Gracious me, you've made me blush! HAHAHAHA. Fantastic

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  9. Tim Atkinson2 July 2010 at 11:52

    And that's all for sale is it? Well, well, well...

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  10. Gorilla Bananas2 July 2010 at 12:41

    Dear me! There's not a lot of meat on them, is there? They'd have to spend a year fattening themselves up before I took them as house pets.

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  11. Humdrum Mum3 July 2010 at 19:42

    Very very funny! I would like to be a yummy mummy who wears Boden, but hang on, would I really??? Dunno - HMx

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  12. DD's Diary5 July 2010 at 10:05

    Goodness me, one finds new uses for chocolate every day ....fabulous dahling!

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  13. Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip6 July 2010 at 02:28

    I just soiled myself. You are too funny, BNM.

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