I'm famous (HONEST!)

This is my posting for Sleep is for the Weak's  Writing Workshop 7 
( Note this claim to fame may be even lamer than MakedoMum's)

I have several rather dodgy claim to fame's

CLAIM 1

I was on the tv when I was a small child.

Now when I say was , it was only my voice and all I said was "Lan, Lawr, Chwith a Dde" (which to you non Welsh speakers out there means "Up, Down, Left and Right".

This is the programme I was on. I'd entered a phone in competition where I had to get a character in a computer game to move up, down, left or right! I won a rucksack which had lots of stickers in it.

CLAIM 2

I have spoken to dreamy Dermot O'Leary.

 

Again this was a phone in competition and I nearly won by default as the other contestant said F*&K!

I was swooning for days after this as I think he is gorgeous!

CLAIM 3

My husband's Uncle was in the Milky Bar Kid advert.

He is also in a band who have sung with Scouting with Boys (who are according to him PAP!)

See I told you they were all very lame!!

BNM

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